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#AnarchyZindabad
why live a puss live when you can die like a lion Continue reading #AnarchyZindabad
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The Pakistani Political Potties
Well if you are young, enthusiastic Pakistani youth, well fed with politically incorrect Pakistani talk shows and have the will to do something for your country through active politics, you need to sit and think hard about the political party … Continue reading The Pakistani Political Potties
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A BOL for Axact …
By the grace of god, our moth ridden country last night found the solution to its petty problems. Terrorism, rampant corruption, political instability and fraud all was stopped when FIA raided the office of Axact. Pathetic media in our country … Continue reading A BOL for Axact …
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Why not Wusat Ullah Khan… Why stop at Sabeen?
a military establishment that is blamed for mass killings and illegal disappearance of people in Baluchistan, can make Sabeen a target, but cannot get rid of Mama Qadeer? Why stop on Mama Qadeer even, why not Mr. Wusatuallh himself. Continue reading Why not Wusat Ullah Khan… Why stop at Sabeen?
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NA-246 , A conclusive analysis on defeat of PTI
Pakistan Tehreek –E-Insaf , as expected lost by a big margin providing a landslide victory to MQM in NA-246 of Karachi. We would as usual provide the most comprehensive and conclusive analysis on the election campaign and victory of MQM, … Continue reading NA-246 , A conclusive analysis on defeat of PTI
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Karachiites … an easy prey!
It is an open secret in Karachi that criminal elements are supported by the corrupt and highly politicize police of the city Continue reading Karachiites … an easy prey!
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Who burned the Petrol …?
As we write it up … people in most of the major cities of Pakistan are beating each other to hospitals while waiting in long lines for petrol and CNG. The shortage of petrol was in Punjab but like a virus … Continue reading Who burned the Petrol …?
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Patronizing Terrorism through 21st Constitutional Amendment
As of now, we are sure that the ruling élite or the present government is not serious at all in addressing the most important issue, in fact, a menace called terrorism. The government is taking steps that are, … Continue reading Patronizing Terrorism through 21st Constitutional Amendment
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Call intercepts leaked!Uzair Baloch and Politician
Our sources have transcript of certain calls taped. They may sound a bit delusional but they surely are an opinion. We will release these secret call transcripts from time to time. This is the most pertinent we came across. Enjoy … Continue reading Call intercepts leaked!Uzair Baloch and Politician
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Bye Bye Bilawal …or Zardari
On this 27th of December, happened what was expected to happen, Bilawal Bhutto Zardari did not turned up to attend the death anniversary of his mother, the single most important day in the life of Pakistan peoples party. Like vultures, PPP … Continue reading Bye Bye Bilawal …or Zardari
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Easy Guide to a Muhajir Province
Recently the political party that claims representation of Urban Sindh, Muttahida Qumi Movement (MQM) took a stand and placed a demand for the creation of new … Continue reading Easy Guide to a Muhajir Province
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Johar Calls MQM for Help
We received this letter before Eid and after rigorous investigation we decided to publish it as it is. Letter starts. We are the residents of Block 7 Gulistan-e-Johar Karachi are facing a crises that would lead us to a slow, … Continue reading Johar Calls MQM for Help
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Your Grandfather Divided Sindh, not MQM
Whenever MQM asks for a new province, the Sindhi élite dubs it as the division of Sindh and caters the demand with the most stupidest of the replies “MarsoonMarsoon Sindh na Daisoon” . If Bilawal Bhutto Zardari … Continue reading Your Grandfather Divided Sindh, not MQM
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Khan will be assassinated…
I have seen people like him, I have read about them in the history. They are troublemakers, misfits, unwanted codes in an otherwise perfect programming. They don’t like the idea that there life is being dictated through ideals that they … Continue reading Khan will be assassinated…
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The Bollywood Pariwar
If there is a one-liner that can describe the mechanics of Bollywood as an industry it would be “Aey Khuda Meray Abbu Salamat Rahain”. There was a time when people use to stand outside studios for years, there was a … Continue reading The Bollywood Pariwar
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Gullu Butt aur Nawaz Sharif Ki Jamhoriyat
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Lessons for Pakistan to learn
DO read The Last Operation In Pakistan. For background Last night Islamic Movement of Iraq and Syria or ISIS claimed that they killed 1700 Iraqi soldiers near Baghdad. ISIS now practically rules in Tirkit, Mosul and Kirkuk. Guardian reports that it … Continue reading Lessons for Pakistan to learn
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Karachi and the End Game -2
At the beginning of the year we published “Karachi and the End Game -1” this write up which was more of an analysis of how the things would unfold for the people of Karachi and for the politics … Continue reading Karachi and the End Game -2
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GEO Apologized… but is it enough
Finally it is here. The long overdue and rotten apology has been published today in the JANG and the NEWS all over the country. We know and we all saw the transmission of GEO on the 19th of April. It … Continue reading GEO Apologized… but is it enough
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Hamid Mir was Irrelevant …
Every time we try to disclose something, we wonder why are we the first. we wonder what is wrong with the people of Pakistan and we wonder why they fail to understand mere simple logic. Having said that it has … Continue reading Hamid Mir was Irrelevant …
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Social Media …The Evil within
You can be a political leader, general or journalist, you can be a celebrity or an ordinary Pakistani or you are just a hot girl, if you are on the social media, there is a huge chance that your profile … Continue reading Social Media …The Evil within
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The DADA called GEO!!!
There is no doubt about it, GEO is the worst thing that ever happened to Pakistan. Thanks to the last elections, we know how bigger a mafia is GEO. Those who wasted 5 years highlighting the corruption of Asif … Continue reading The DADA called GEO!!!
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General Musharraf… Pity!!!
I wish I could say things that I have to and I would, but may be not on this forum. So is Musharraf a hero or a villain? Is a he law abiding patriot or a criminal coward. There are … Continue reading General Musharraf… Pity!!!
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Thank GOD for droughts & Floods
yippee… Qaim Ali Shah passed away ( though he was declared dead 3 decades ago ) and of course we are pleased to announce that BBZ is tad masculine. I wish can hear both news items in my lifetime. What … Continue reading Thank GOD for droughts & Floods
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To Raza Rumi, With Love!!!
GUY: you know you slept with my wife? Neighbor: Really? But I told you that we were on a break till a month. Fishy Guy from another block: No, I slept with your wife Guy: no you lair, you have … Continue reading To Raza Rumi, With Love!!!
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With Due Respect To Mr. Hamid Mir…
Playing safe too much has muddled the reputation of Geo and Hamid Mir. What was left of them was ruined by their conduct in the election 2012. Mir Sahab I have nothing against you, like totally and despite the world … Continue reading With Due Respect To Mr. Hamid Mir…
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National No-Security Policy
Last night Khawaja Saad Rafiq was sitting in capital talk with Hamid Mir on Geo. All I can hear since last night are voices, voices that haunt me, voices from the past. Thanks to media, I remember everything word by … Continue reading National No-Security Policy
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The Curious Case of Iran & Middle East
Iran is a rare mystery in the Islamic world. It is a country widely considered conservative but, and there is a big but, does it really act like a conservative Islamic Country. The functioning and presence of Iran in the … Continue reading The Curious Case of Iran & Middle East
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The Last Operation In Pakistan
Marvi Sarmad, Ijaz Haider and Raza Rumi joined Jinnah institute An unbiased, analytical mind is one which cannot be easily misled. We ask questions, we seek answers and we don’t believe in everything that we are told, even by GOD. … Continue reading The Last Operation In Pakistan
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The Un-Importance of Sindh Festival
Well Mr. Raza Rumi did it again. Sir you never let us down. We always expect a bit of substance, understanding of politics and international agendas from you but somehow you always prove otherwise. Unlucky, our sight landed on a … Continue reading The Un-Importance of Sindh Festival
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GEO, PMLN & 35 Puncture-1
Hello All My name is Najam Sethi, I have been living high on the hog as an anchor on GEO TV, my sultry CHIRYA sleeps with everyone and gets the inside news, if you know what I mean. Hello All, … Continue reading GEO, PMLN & 35 Puncture-1
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The Golden God! Malik Riaz Effect Continues…
Last night, entire, my brain was oozing with lines, phrases, and expressions that can encapsulate the acumen of Mr. Malik Riaz but I failed. Sir you are beyond imagination, you are a king, a magician, a miracle, if America is … Continue reading The Golden God! Malik Riaz Effect Continues…
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Karachi and the End Game -1
For all those unaware sitting and thinking that all is well, nothing is happening and Pakistan would remain intact are either drugged or living in fool’s paradise. Pakistan is at stake and the end game has already begun. Having said … Continue reading Karachi and the End Game -1
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Raped &Robbed
It was the evening of 19th January, somewhere around 100 university students and teachers, all decked up were gathered in the DadaBhoy institute campus, which I would refer to as home campus, located in Gulshan e Hadid. Gulshan e Hadid … Continue reading Raped &Robbed
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The Malik Riaz Effect
The Housing Project of God Mr. Malik Riaz is all set to lay the foundations of the famous Bahria Town in Karachi, AKA Sindh 2. He has also announced to take the project into cities like Nawabshah and larkana. On … Continue reading The Malik Riaz Effect
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The Misguided Missile
Are you interested in the wall of the Bilawal house, are you interested in having lunch with Jamat e Islami, are you impressed by the grand entourage of Faisal Wada , if not, then you are rightly thinking that what … Continue reading The Misguided Missile
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Enraged and Pissed!!!
There is a limit to being sad and sorry, ours is just about to cross the line. Brutality, be it anywhere is intolerable, brutality based on ethnic discrimination will result in grave consequences. Just got my eyes on the news … Continue reading Enraged and Pissed!!!
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Top 11 Pakistanis We love to Hate
11. Mushahidullah PMLNOON Once in a not so social gathering and in a not so conducive environment, Abid Sher Ali was found in a not so presentable posture saying “Mai Bara Ho k Mushahidullah Bano ga” (I will turn into Mushahidullah … Continue reading Top 11 Pakistanis We love to Hate
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Shame on your Dad!!!
Oh dear Malala , oh poor baby what happened to you. You were such a bright shining star. You were destined to enlighten the world, you were a born hero, blustering with a disease called natural charisma. You were right … Continue reading Shame on your Dad!!!
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Six Signs You May be a Pakistani “Liberal”
Six Signs You May be a Pakistani “Liberal”. Continue reading Six Signs You May be a Pakistani “Liberal”
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Six Signs You May be a Pakistani “Liberal”
Yes they exist. Just as you can find ersatz Pizza in Pakistan –the aptly mispronounced Peeza; a deep tray of thick yeasty naan filled with saalan and topped with buckets of cheese- so can you find liberals in this beloved … Continue reading Six Signs You May be a Pakistani “Liberal”
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Get Pasha
“He lied to me and he lied to the government”, the Pakistani dressed in a black suite threw words at the table in a tensed tone, his voice was firm and asserting. The argument was heating to flames in a … Continue reading Get Pasha
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The Sold Out Media and Commission
I guess after a hundred years, the best available history of Pakistan would be available, not in the form of books, but in the form of judicial commissions. In fact they should become as a separate subject in the curriculum. … Continue reading The Sold Out Media and Commission
Something is seriously wrong with Imran Khan !
Let’s See What’s Wrong with MR. Khan Continue reading Something is seriously wrong with Imran Khan !
8 Simple Questions K-Electric is Afraid to Reply
Once upon a time, East India company came to the subcontinent, occupied lands, exploited natural resources and subjected the natives of subcontinent to adjunct slavery. They never disclosed how much they stole from this region but they use to take … Continue reading 8 Simple Questions K-Electric is Afraid to Reply